Vasectomy Gift Basket

So my husband got a vasectomy last week. While he understands that this procedure wasn’t nearly as invasive as both of my C-Sections, he is happy to have taken one for the team so that we ensure that our family is complete. To thank him for his service, I decided to make him a vasectomy gift basket. Just a little something sweet to keep him entertained (and full) while he recovered. Kind of like a push gift in the sense that it is completely unnecessary but greatly appreciated.

I’ve seen these vasectomy gift baskets around Pinterest and when it was my turn, I was ready to get to shopping! There’s no right or wrong way to do this, y’all. Just have fun with it.

In addition to what I bought, I’ll leave a few other ideas that I found!

Cookie cake is completely optional and was more for my own sweet tooth than his.

Enjoy!

What’s in my husband’s vasectomy gift basket:

• Crunch Berries – “Your berries got crunched”
• Nutella – “Your nuts hella hurt”
• Goldfish – “So long swimmers”
• Milk Duds – “shooting duds”
• Oatmeal Cream Pies – “Unlimited cream pies”
• Nutty Buddy – “Goodbye nutty buddies”
• Peanut M&Ms – “relax, enjoy your nuts”
• Sour Patch Kids – “no more kids”
• Apple Juice – “All juice, no seeds”
• Snicker – “Sorry if I Snicker”
• Beef Jerky – “Being jerked around is no fun”

I’ve also seen:

• Mountain Dew – “Unlimited Dew Dates”
• Ding Dongs – “Sorry about your Ding Dongs”
• Donuts – “No nuts”
• Zero Bar – “the number of kids we’ll be having after this”
• Snapped Cheeze Its – “The show your wife will be on if this doesn’t work”

My husband got a kick out of all of these, and all in all we had a good laugh. He’s fully recovered and now we just wait for the 1 month follow up in hopes of a clear sample without any swimmers! Wish us luck!

Un Besito,

Rocío